What is it that is so hot about bosses or teachers? It’s like the minute someone is given authority over me, my every thought about that person turns sexual.
To backtrack, I think a lot of what turns me on about any hook up is how illicit it is. Are we risking getting caught? Is what we’re doing oh-so-wrong? Do we want each other so badly we’re willing to say fuck all to the consequences?
I’m a big fan of the build up. I love the idea of seeing someone every day — ie: a boss, a teacher — and not being able to touch them, of having days and weeks and months to imagine every possible fantasy scenario, of going crazy with how slow the seduction is.
Take for instance, a teacher I have right now. The logical part of my brain knows I probably wouldn’t be as attracted to him if he wasn’t my teacher, but the mere fact that he is, presents a delicious challenge. He becomes someone I look forward to flirting with, someone I toe the line around, teasing purposely to see how long it takes before he gives in.
Would I actually fuck him? Maybe. Probably. Am I fully aware that this entire attraction is born solely out of a kink for authority figures? Absolutely.
Maybe I get off on knowing that he finds me so hot he’s willing to risk his job to fuck me. Maybe I get off on the implied dominant/submissive relationship when fucking someone who is technically in charge of you. Maybe I get off on my ability to make him horny and uncomfortable, thereby blurring the power dynamic between us.
Maybe I just want to tie him up, make him beg and teach him a thing or two. Either way, the huge amount of student/teacher porn on the Internet doesn’t lie — there’s something extra hot about guys or girls in authoritative positions.
Don’t you agree?
This blog was started because of a huge dick.
And not in the way most stories about women finding themselves through love and sex and blogging in a metropolitan city begin because of some asshole guy.
I mean, quite literally, this story starts with an above average penis.
At this point in my life, I did not think that a penis could surprise me. Especially because I’ve found that usually the member fits the man. That logic relies on the theory that men know how their dicks compare to other dicks and then behave accordingly.
But when one is suddenly surprised by a larger than life penis, that theory is literally fucked.
So, can a guy have a big penis and never even know it?
Take the gentleman who started this mess. Introduced through mutual friends, Joe (let’s call him that for safekeeping) is very cute but very shy. It was immediately obvious that he wasn’t extraordinarily experienced with women, but he didn’t give off the “one girl screwed me up forever” damaged vibe either. He seemed like he simply hadn’t dated a lot.
When I asked him about his quiet personality, over drinks, he admitted that he can sometimes getting tripped up over saying the right thing and that he comes across as “awkward.” I suggested it was probably due to insecurity or lack of confidence. He agreed.
Not a conversation that usually translates to “I have a huge penis.”
See where this story is going?
At the end of a long night out with some mutual friends, we end up in my bedroom. Lights go out. Pants come off. Hand reaches down and…boom.
He’s got the biggest one I’ve encountered thus far.
While he acted normal, I was reeling, completely taken out of the experience. I guess I expected him to acknowledge that something was out of the ordinary.
Continuing felt like someone trying to discuss politics in the middle of a hurricane. I wanted to ask, “Do you not see this too?!” Basically, I spent the whole time actively fighting off the urge to yell, “DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A HUGE DICK?”
I also kept wondering why Joe was so shy around women. It seemed to me like discovering Abraham Lincoln’s personal diary and then not sharing it with the Smithsonian; like hiding a national treasure.
Then, it hit me. What if he doesn’t know?
What if he’s gone his whole life never even knowing of the power he possesses? Like when Kal El lands in Smallville and the Kents try to raise him like a normal boy when he’s bursting at the seams to become Superman. Joe could have no idea his dick is like a refugee from an alien planet — rare and superhuman.
The next day, I asked some friends if it was possible, due to inexperience, that Joe was unaware that his penis was bigger than average.
“I don’t buy him not knowing,” said a foreign-born female friend. “They hold the thing fully erect. Even if they don’t have much experience, they know if it’s small.”
“But porn’s screwed everything up,” countered another friend, a single male Brooklynite. “Someone who is comfortably above average, could easily think they’re average. We don’t compare often and women are way better judges in real life.”
“That’s impossible. He has to know,” another, younger male pal weighed in via text. “He probably just didn’t want to sound cocky by acknowledging it. Or he’s shy about it because he doesn’t want to scare girls off.”
What do you think? Can a guy have a big penis and never even know it?